My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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