yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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