It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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