Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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