How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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