the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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