wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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