Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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