He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
