Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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