everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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