So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I need a hoe opinion
go on
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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