thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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