Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
