google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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