office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while Iām over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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