Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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