She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
