no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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