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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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