peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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