Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
