I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
