Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
sex on a bike is impossible
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