soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I love you.
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