Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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