this boner is exhausting
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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