Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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