Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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