If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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