I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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