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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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