let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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