I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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