Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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