:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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