Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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