Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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