She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
His nipple licking is glorious
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