please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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