My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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