my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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