listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I love you. Go after that dick
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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