Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
