do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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