i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Randomize
