I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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