So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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