i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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