Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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