id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Found the puke drawer
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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