I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
