so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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