i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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