Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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