I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
pop tarts are not kleenex
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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