I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm sobbing to NWA
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